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From Public Opinion, our local newspaper here:

Mother used tot as lookout during burglary

Neiley told police that Joann Monica Epperson, 29, St. Thomas, had her 5-year-old son, Austin, stand watch.

"Tell me when they are coming," Neiley said she overheard Epperson tell the boy as she and Lehman walked up to the house.

"They're here, they're here," the child said

Due to past experience, I can be 85% sure that most of the quotes in the article are either dead wrong, or attributed to the wrong person. I read the 'Letters to the Editor' everyday for a laugh--it's like everyone in the trailer park just learned to write, and decided to enlighten the world with their vast reservoirs of wisdom.