New James Bond has a vagina

Whines, "I hate guns. Hold me, Mommy!"

From This is London:

Daniel Craig will have a problem playing the new James Bond - because he hates guns.
The actor will wield 007's famous Walther PPK in the movie Casino Royale.

But he revealed in OK! magazine: "I hate handguns. Handguns are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other.

"That's a simple fact. I've seen a bullet wound and it was a mess. It was on a shoot and it scared me. Bullets have a nasty habit of finding their target and that's what's scary about them."

This is the clearest sign I've seen that the world will soon be coming to an end.

I'll be in my basement, curled up in the fetal position, if you need me...