Why to not vote

Nate's explanation

From The Pan Galactic Blogger Blaster, is the best reason I've heard to NOT vote:

...Because next year... when this slimeball or that is in office, busily sodomizing you, then you truely and rightly can complain. Ya know why?

Because you didn't vote for him.

You want the best reason for not voting today? Here it is. You shouldn't vote today because the guy you pick might win. Who wants a senator on the conscience?