How to...

...ruin an All-Star Game

1: Have an oppressively loud female bellow out some scripted remarks prior to the game, shouting down her co-host whenever he has something relevant to say.

2: Stop the game for a meaningless ceremony celebrating the life of some guy who used to play baseball. Give that guy's wife (I guess it was) a pretty little statue for something or another.

3: Take the bullhorn-with-a-vagina from the pregame show and send her into the stands to annoy the family members of players. Neglect to give those family members cattle prods or duct tape.

Sweet merciful earplugs, someone shut that woman up.